brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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