also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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