I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
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Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
