rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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