Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
operation have a gay friend backfired
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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