is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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