Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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