if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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