Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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