Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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