Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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