talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Duck Duck Cougar?
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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