You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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