can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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