why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
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