My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I see more hoeing in ur future
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