wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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