Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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