All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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