i think i scared a bird with my dick
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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