I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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