gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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