Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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