Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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