I think i peed on brittanys purse
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
