Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
is it fun? or sober?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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