Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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