so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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