A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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