I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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