i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I will be naked everywhere
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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