U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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