Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
My pussy is not your playground.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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