Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I can text with my tongue
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
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