so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Randomize