"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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