I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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