If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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