im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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