Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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