She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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