Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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