She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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