with your own penis?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Randomize
