We should be called the Road Head Warriors
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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