Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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