and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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