doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Randomize
