I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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