"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
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