I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
be right there i have to get my cape
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