Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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