Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Please don't give away my fajitas
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