Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
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